HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYONE!

Food. Wine. Two wonderful things... that there will be plenty of for free on this wonderful day that we give thanks. Though today makes them ten times better, because not only do they come together, but *squee* I get to consume both of them in front of my family. Food? No big deal. Wine? i'll be completely wasted babbling about Christmas cheer and all that fun junk... Then from there, probably either go out, or kick back and watch a Christmas movie... preferably Muppets Country Christmas. Then, I will without a doubt, by the end of the movie be so wasted and filled with Christmas Spirit.. that I won't be able to hold myself back from running outside, diving headfirst into [3 inches of] snow, and making snowangels in spite of the terrible headache I will have by then..
Sounds like fun, eh? Well, yeh of course minus the headache part, but that's sort of inevitable... I mean what would you expect if you stood a drunk Mel next to 1 foot of water when they reeeeaaaallly wanna go swimming. Mel's gonna jump in head first, just like she jumps into everything.. like.. relationships... trouble... friendships.. a big yummy bottle of smirnoff after all three.. *ahem* ANYWAY.... by the way, I hope I'm not making myself out to be an alcoholic.. because I never really drink... only during holiday seasons.. because it's to much fun to get totally shitfaced in a housefull of Catholics. And no, I'm not Catholic by the way. I'm agnostic.. or more spiritual than anything. My family is not only Catholic but they're preeettty fucking crazy. I love them.
Anywho, time to go shower up... even though I'm sure the turkey *drool* could drown out my reekiness *wretch* BUT I'd rather not risk that. So off to the shower I go...